r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

(via sakizen)

suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(via sakizen)

peachymints:

This is everything I’ve ever wanted to see in my life
zilleniose:

I’m just oozing over all the music from the past few albums so I can’t stop drawing homestucks John

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via hairdresser-boyfriend)