georgetakei:

Office wars. Just got serious.

scorpioxvirgo:

so I started reading a clockwork orange (and for those that don’t know, it has a bunch of weird words so there are glossaries of the ones you need to know) and I came across something interesting

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therefor bro named this bastard

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lil shit

and I think that is the best thing ever

(via palebros)

ohhossanight:

AMAZING
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare  (via cyberqueer)

(Source: whitegirlgrant, via talkshitnojutsu)

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.


Robin Williams (via rihahna)

(Source: skateeofmind, via felikks)

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via pixinfinity)

calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill

(via andrewsatanhussie)

  • Pastor at togami and fukawa's wedding: do u take this woman to be ur wife
  • Togami: tell them, naegi

  • vinegod:

    What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino

    (via sachithethief)