datekougyous:

it’s all fun and games until you fall in love with a new sports anime

(via bros-mahoosive-cock)

parkingstrange:

the bae: “Why are you taking so long to get ready???”

me: sorry bae I’m just a-

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(Source: parkingstrange, via bros-mahoosive-cock)

madselfiegame:

4lmondmilk:

i am blushing for whoever got this text 

i said this once and it worked.

worldpeaces:

when people who aren’t even in your convo interrupt you

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(Source: worldpeaces, via eggmayomayhem)

aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
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(Source: itsbolin, via eggmayomayhem)

  • me: *sees a bug in my house*
  • me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
  • bug: *flies at my face*
  • me: first of all how dare you
  • liamfx:

    staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
    me: here’s $10.00
    me: keep the change 
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    (Source: liamfx, via eggmayomayhem)


    sploadygoat:

    tehwhovianhufflepuff:

    playmygayheartstrings:

    fuckinglesbian:

    just-a-skinny-boy:

    Red hot nickel dropped in water…

    I just yelled THAT’S SO FASCINATING

    As well you should because THAT IS SERIOUSLY SO FASCINATING

    THAT IS THE CUTEST NOISE I HAVE EVER HEARD

    it’s like a tiny magical girl transformation scene

    (via ragehappycentral)